|Thursday, February 8th, 2007|
|Saturday, March 11th, 2006|
|Saturday, April 2nd, 2005|
|Tuesday, February 1st, 2005|
|Wednesday, October 6th, 2004|
rodney dangerfield is dead.
HOW DEAD IS HE?!
|Tuesday, June 22nd, 2004|
Isn't Jerry Falwell dead yet?
|Thursday, June 10th, 2004|
Ray Charles died . Someone spiked his pepsi with too much GHB. He got the wrong one baby. uh-huh.
ok that was lame. i'm through here.
|Tuesday, June 8th, 2004|
you are slacking.
who else have you missed?
you are not so funny mister!
from: a concerned friend. Current Mood: pessimistic
|Tuesday, June 1st, 2004|
Hey, I'm new.
Not too much going on right now, but I remember finding this picture the day these two fucks died. It had me laughing my ass off.
|Friday, April 23rd, 2004|
Former Arizona Cardinal Pat "Sgt. Slaughter" Tillman was killed in combat in Afghanistan in a major firefight against COBRA forces. According to anonymous sources, Tillman's unit was on the trail of Cobra Commander in southeastern Afghanistan. A grief stricken Marvin "Roadblock" Hinton had this to say:
"That jackass should have known to take the 3.6 mil to play football instead of going off to war. Now he knows. And knowing is half the battle."GI Joe is the codename for American's daring, highly trained
special mission force.
It's purpose, to defend human freedom against Cobra-
a ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
He never gives up.
He'll stay til the fight's won.
GI Joe will dare.
GI Joe- A real American hero
|Friday, January 30th, 2004|
Mary-Ellis Bunim, creator of the reality television hit The Real World
died Friday. Authorities were alerted when a neighbor heard demonic laughter at high decibels from inside her Malibu estate. An autopsy revealed late Friday that Bunim's heart was missing, although there were no marks visible from her exterior. Foul play is suspected, due to a note that was found at the scene that held cryptic remarks about the funding of her production company, Bunim-Murray Production. Authorities are on the look out for a Mr. Memphisto Pheles, age unknown, possibly hispanic. Citizens are instructed by authorities not to approach Mr. Pheles, for he is considered armed and dangerous.
|Friday, January 23rd, 2004|
Captain Kangaroo Dead at 76
Captain Kangaroo died Friday. The poor man's pouch exploded after his 8th martini. Kangaroo was fired years ago from his show on public broadcasting after lying about his military career (he wasn't a real Captain). He is survived by his wife, Big Bird. his brother, Mr. Belvedere, and his son, Steve Irwin. Current Mood: sad
|Saturday, December 13th, 2003|
Am I dead yet? I think I am, but I'm not really sure.
|Thursday, December 4th, 2003|
Actor David Hemmings, 62, died Wednesday when his eyebrows ate him alive. He is survived by his 2 eyebrows, his tie, and some things he had in his pocket.
|Monday, November 24th, 2003|
I remember where i was when i heard the news. Sitting at my cubicle, a co-worker called out to me, trying to be 'hip.'
He read the article from the internet, the article declaring, at the age of 34 years, the death of Elliot Smith.
And i burst in to laughter.
Stabbing yourself in the chest?
Just pound down fist-fulls of barbiturates and cheap vodka if you want to be so melodramatically cliche!
Crud. Current Mood: amused
|Saturday, November 15th, 2003|
thank you, johnny cash, for DYING
so that country music fans can realize the genius of Nine Inch Nails.
|Tuesday, November 11th, 2003|
you know, i'm watching 8 Simple Rules again.
and it's true.
John Ritter was not a funny man while he was still living. But his death is great entertainment.
we here at r_0_f_l_m_a_o know the truth about Paul McCartney. Think about the man you THINK is Paul McCartney. A vegan. His wife died of cancer. He's old.
Now what do these characteristics have in common?
It's all funny! And are living people funny? NO! Little did we know, that way back in 1966, there were people who knew the awful truth. That the REAL Paul McCartney died, and was replaced by an impostor.
you can learn more by clicking on this link.
like, OMG! you know what would have been funny? If Chris Farley was in the holocaust! He could make the soldiers in the S.S. laugh with his physical slapstick comedy!
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First post in a new community! How about that!
Now I just have to wait for a celebrity to die, so that I can make fun of them.
remember when John Ritter died? that was hilarious.